torranceee13:

why don’t i remember this episode? i feel like i should.

BOYFRIEND / GIRLFRIEND APPLICATION

theangelandthehunter:

peppermintbenedicts:

Name: 
Gender:  
Height:
Orientation:
Age:
Eye Color: 
Hair Color: 
Smoking?: 
Drinking?: 
Drugs?: (not allowed)
Job: 
Favorite Color: 
Favorite Band: 
Siblings: 
Tattoos?:
Favorite Book?: 
Perfect Date: 
Hobbies:
Why should I pick you?:
Why do you even want to date me?:

DO IT! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!

ridge:

omg

badwolfsf:

nasty-otter:

If you think about it potatoes don’t really get all that much credit

they’re fucking awesome

this one thing here

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can be made into:

different variations of fries

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regular,

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curly,

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waffle.

It can be made into chips

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or ruffly 

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you can make hashbrowns with it

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even a salad

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add some fuckin cheese to those potatoes

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you can have it sliced and diced

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or baked

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you can make tater tots

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hell you can even eat the skin

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or just have little potato nuggets

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thank u potatoes

The song of my people

zakklikesquads:

e-d-d-why:

PCP

fuckin shit, it’s my friends!

ashle1:

wow

illumahottie:

Hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.

keepmywhiskeyneat:

TRUE STORY

One morning, I was awakened by a knock at the door. I rolled out of bed, threw a blanket over my shoulder because it was cold, and made my way to the front of the house. I opened the door and a very nice Mormon lady handed me a pamphlet and launched in to a well-rehearsed spiel about accepting jesus in to my life when she stopped mid sentence and gave me a peculiar look. I used this pause in her speech to politely decline her offer and wish her a pleasant morning. It wasn’t until I looked at what she handed me that I understood why I stopped her in her tracks and then proceeded to laugh for the next half hour by myself.

make me choose:teamelenadobrev asked:Hermione Granger or Katniss Everdeen

You had me at a point where I would’ve left the entire world behind for you. —2:03 AM, I really loved you that much. (via foreign-fantasy)

ladydeleau:

moosezekiel:

lonelyasgardian:

noodlebatch:

phoenixthecookiemonster:

thescienceofjohnlock:

huntjumptardis:

breakS BUTTon PRESinG sO hARD

I see no downside here.

Downside what downside

Downside: having to wait patiently for Tom Hiddleston 

THERE’S ALWAYS A CATCH

thats okay, three years will fly by

Especially if they’re spent screwing jensen ackles

hellyeahllison:

I left Say Yes to the Dress on TV when I left the room and gave my brother the remote in case he wanted to change it. Guess he didn’t cause 15 minutes later I hear “GOD DAMMIT MAKE A FUCKING DECISION KRISTINA”

masturbationdestination:

friendly reminder that as of today, you can purchase plan b emergency contraception at drugstores regardless of your age. you no longer need a prescription if you’re under 17. so if your birth control method dun goofed up or the heat of the moment got the best of you, get plan b asap. more effective the sooner you take it. up to 89% effective at preventing pregnancy before it happens if you take it within 3 days of sex. coupon for $10 off: (x)

xx md

thm.