why don’t i remember this episode? i feel like i should.
Drugs?: (not allowed)
Why should I pick you?:
Why do you even want to date me?:
DO IT! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!
If you think about it potatoes don’t really get all that much credit
they’re fucking awesome
this one thing here
can be made into:
different variations of fries
It can be made into chips
you can make hashbrowns with it
even a salad
add some fuckin cheese to those potatoes
you can have it sliced and diced
you can make tater tots
hell you can even eat the skin
or just have little potato nuggets
thank u potatoes
The song of my people
Hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.
One morning, I was awakened by a knock at the door. I rolled out of bed, threw a blanket over my shoulder because it was cold, and made my way to the front of the house. I opened the door and a very nice Mormon lady handed me a pamphlet and launched in to a well-rehearsed spiel about accepting jesus in to my life when she stopped mid sentence and gave me a peculiar look. I used this pause in her speech to politely decline her offer and wish her a pleasant morning. It wasn’t until I looked at what she handed me that I understood why I stopped her in her tracks and then proceeded to laugh for the next half hour by myself.
breakS BUTTon PRESinG sO hARD
I see no downside here.
Downside what downside
Downside: having to wait patiently for Tom Hiddleston
THERE’S ALWAYS A CATCH
thats okay, three years will fly by
Especially if they’re spent screwing jensen ackles
I left Say Yes to the Dress on TV when I left the room and gave my brother the remote in case he wanted to change it. Guess he didn’t cause 15 minutes later I hear “GOD DAMMIT MAKE A FUCKING DECISION KRISTINA”
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